If any of you are 'The Office' fans, you are well aware of Creed's blog: creedthoughts.com/creedthoughts, which just happens to be a word document saved to his desktop that no one but Ryan Howard will every read. Anyway, wouldn't it be interesting if Kramer had a blog? I think it would. So I'm going to make up his thoughts.

Kramer's thoughts on Stephen Harper: I'm going to ask him to join me when I attend Mickey Mantle's Baseball Fantasy Retreat. Looks like a guy who could use some Gatorade.

Kramer's thoughts on The Olive Garden: It would be better if it was a pizza joint where you could make your own pie...like Subway, but with pizza.

Kramer's thoughts on the Wii: I throw things at the TV all the time...

Kramer's thoughts on the UFC: I know a guy; I could get you in for free if you'll trade him a chicken. 

Kramer's thoughts on world domination: I once played a game of 'Risk' with Newman that lasted 6 days. I think I could handle world domination.

Kramer's thoughts on bath toys: Waste of time. I once made a full meal while in the shower, complete with a starter salad.