So I've been noticing lately how people have 'the best intentions', but it doesn't always work out. So let these few examples of 'The Best Intentions' be a lesson to you.
1. The Pumpkin Spice Latte.
Their best intention: For customers to feel all warm and fuzzy inside while they watch the seasons change and all the leaves disappear from the trees as a blizzard creeps in from the North to freeze them from the inside out.
The outcome: People are drinking milky gourds.
2. Charlize Theron's Red Carpet Look.
Her best intention: Draw attention away from her midsection.
The outcome: Well... I guess you could say she accomplished that with a little bit of coconut shell inspiration mixed in.
3. Wii Fit
Their best intention: Get couch potatoes to exercise right beside their favourite couches using a television and a remote control. Seems practical.
The outcome: I now have a 'perfect' golf swing while sitting sideways with my eyes closed eating popcorn.
Case closed.
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