The Flushing Bride

So I know I'm not supposed to plan my bridal shower; however, I can't help but wonder what kind of games we will be playing. I'm sure you've all been to a bridal shower where the games are excruciatingly LAME, and all you can do is bite your tongue and send the happiest well wishes to the couple. I DO NOT WANT THAT!.. hint hint maid of honour :P
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for cheezy games, just not lame ones. So since I only have a midterm in less than 3 hours, which I'm totally not prepared for, let's dive in and explore some epic failures and marvelous winners, shall we?...

1) This great Bridal Shower Game is perfect for including guests of all ages. Everyone can enjoy this unique game filled with hysterical high-jinx. Have a camera close at hand for the beautiful bridal outfits created by using everyday items found in everyone's household. By using rolls of toilet paper, teams of guests can create lovely original gowns that rival costly couture creations! WINNER

2) Find or buy a cute container or bottle and fill it up with candy, or safety pins, or anything having to do with the wedding or shower. Make sure you know how many pieces are in it before you seal it up. Pass the bottle around and have the guests guess how many pieces are in it. Have them write on a piece of paper with their guess. Who ever is the closest, wins. CAUTION: MAY LEAD TO VERY AWKWARD SILENCES. FAILURE

3) The Bride to be fills out an info sheet on herself (favorite food, restaurant, pet, place she wants to live ..etc.) she should have about 20 things. For example: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? What is your favorite place to eat lunch? Give the same questions to each guest and have them fill out what THEY think her answers would be.

I, being the most curious person on the planet, like this idea. WINNER

4) Boggle. FAILURE

So Carissa, Anita, Sarah, Carly, and Miranda.... welcome the WINNERS with open arms. I'm also completely aware that this post will be my most regrettable. Have a nice day.

Hey readers! Invitations will be mailed in under 2 weeks!... provided your address is listed on yellowpages.ca... just kidding! I'm so excited to hear back from all my family and friends, and I've already started a spreadsheet organized by name, number of people, and meal choices! Actually, truth is, I really just wanted to use Microsoft Excel. :D So to bottle neck all the sheer excitement into something that might brighten your day, I've written a rap about my wedding planning thus far. I like how I just used thus and rap in the same sentence. Remember to use your best gangsta impression as you read it aloud... that's right: ALOUD. Enjoy!

R-S-V-P! Find Out What it Means to Me! -debut song by W-Dog Future Braun


H
alf time's gone, gettin' back in the game
The clock is tickin' with no one to blame!
WHAT? Check it.
I got a wedding to plan, that much you know
To-Do List and fiance in tow
No time to waste before the big day
Lots to do and it's almost May!

Favours to build and cakes to bake
Got food to taste and it won't be steak!
Bling to shine and bows to tie
Gotta get it all done or I just might die- Not!
My train's too long and my shoe's too tight
Dresses are ordered, hope they're not too white
So as you see I'm not close to done
And the time flys by like a hit and run!

So try and keep up, hot on my tail
But don't forget, send you RSVP in the mail!
WHAT! Check it.

I heard you. Stick to your day job.

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