Hey readers! Invitations will be mailed in under 2 weeks!... provided your address is listed on yellowpages.ca... just kidding! I'm so excited to hear back from all my family and friends, and I've already started a spreadsheet organized by name, number of people, and meal choices! Actually, truth is, I really just wanted to use Microsoft Excel. :D So to bottle neck all the sheer excitement into something that might brighten your day, I've written a rap about my wedding planning thus far. I like how I just used thus and rap in the same sentence. Remember to use your best gangsta impression as you read it aloud... that's right: ALOUD. Enjoy!

R-S-V-P! Find Out What it Means to Me! -debut song by W-Dog Future Braun


Half time's gone, gettin' back in the game
The clock is tickin' with no one to blame!
WHAT? Check it.
I got a wedding to plan, that much you know
To-Do List and fiance in tow
No time to waste before the big day
Lots to do and it's almost May!

Favours to build and cakes to bake
Got food to taste and it won't be steak!
Bling to shine and bows to tie
Gotta get it all done or I just might die- Not!
My train's too long and my shoe's too tight
Dresses are ordered, hope they're not too white
So as you see I'm not close to done
And the time flys by like a hit and run!

So try and keep up, hot on my tail
But don't forget, send you RSVP in the mail!
WHAT! Check it.

I heard you. Stick to your day job.