It's my MAMA'S birthday today!! WHAT?! She is blankity-blank years young :) So I decided it's RAP time!!

(I'll need you to beat box on this one, please) If not, I'll have to get Mike or Amber to do it.

For the Mama's in the House

She drives a nice car
and golfs to get par!
Her hair is brown, blonde and edgy
She likes to give old man wedgies, *NOT!
Stiletto's so tall, to walk through that mall
Dad's Visa is swiped, and he is wiped
It's her birthday today
She's cool by the way
But she won't it cake
Calories does not a babe make
She's going on a cruise
With nothing to lose
What?!
She'll be a grandma soon
To the baby she'll swoon
She'll by her Guess jeans
Until she's in her teens
She'll party without me
But here, this is the key:
It won't be a party without a Whitney!
Check it.


 *You'll know what this is about when you read her blog...

Plus, Mama started a blog. Click the title of this post to check it out :)

Happy Birthday, Mama Bear!