I was bored with homework... and then I noticed my deep freeze, which prompted this blog. I compiled this list with a bit of help from my fellow Mennonites. All of them my relatives.... Kidding!



Ten benefits of being a Mennonite:

1) Lard can be a main ingredient.

2) Our refrigerators are always fulling stocked with Neer Beer.

3) We can buy in bulk without being judged.

4) We are like canoes. We don't tip.

5) We can rock a floor length dress with sneakers.

6) We believe a deep freeze is appropriate for all square footages.

7) 'Sax' is not just an instrument.

8) Our husband's accept our whiskers as part of our natural beauty.

9) Dough is a separate food group.

10) Deodorant is optional.

To end with a bang:
**How do you know Adam was a Mennonite?

Who else could stand beside a naked woman and be tempted by a fruit.

**Courtesy of Amber :)