TWO blogs in one day. Lucky you! And, I didn't even have to write it :) 

Courtesy of Kirsten*:

*This actually happened. She was an eye witness.


*fireworks heard outside, about 6 consecutively*
Whitney: RYAN!! What's going on!! I told you there were too many gunshots around here!
Ryan: Whitney, they are going like this, 'wwwwwwoooooooo POP!', that means they're fireworks.
...Whit: Well I'm going to look.
Ryan: OK, yea, go on the deck and look.
*they both go out to the deck*
Whit: Ryan, I need a bullet proof vest.
Kirsten: out loud laughter
*they come back inside, Whit sits down on the couch with me*
Whit: Ryan, can you get me my knitting?
Ryan: We'll see
*he brings the knitting*
Whit: Thanks honey. What are you doing? Watching the bigbangtheory?
Ryan: No, I'm done that.
Whit: Well then what are you doing?
Ryan: Taking up drugs.