After a disappointed finish to UFC 126 last night, I must come to grips with Vitor Belfort's loss and move on to bigger and better things. *Sigh*

So how 'bout the Super Bowl! ... not! I view the NFL as a...girlier... version of Canadian football. I mean, who needs FOUR downs to go TEN yards? Canadians only need three, FYI. We also have a longer field, making it tens of yards more difficult to score. Just sayin'. And the fans!! OH, the fans! (pretend I'm throwing my head back in agony) Ridiculous!

I mean, check this guy out. Canadians wouldn't go prancing around looking like a giant Cheese Nip? Am I right?

OBVIOUSLY.





Instead, we go around looking like this: a giant watermelon.

















I believe my point has been made.