Hey, everyone! It's Grandma's 80th birthday today! Go Grandma! Anyway, it's been a long time since I wrote...nay, rapped, so here goes.

80's the New 40
by W-Dawg

Sup? It's G-Ma's birthday today
She ain't born in the month of May
She wears great clothes:
Peach, pastel, and pink
Always accompanied by a pair of hose.
She's 80 today, but she doesn't look it!
No way!
She's still makin' a quilt
And she ain't got no flowers that wilt (ugh, that line pained my English Major-self to write)
Check it.
I bet she's knittin' up a storm
Because that's her daily norm
She's probably even bakin' a cake
Her own birthday dessert she'll make
I wish I was there
But I have nothin' to wear
So have a Happy Birthday, G-Ma
Remember: 80's the new 40.
Check it.

P.S.- If I look half as good as she does when I'm 80, I'll still be sporting a bikini. Just sayin'.