Dear Canucks,

For once, you didn't choke. Unfortunately. However, let me just say that you'll never look as good in bright blue and bright green (which, by the way is a rather elementary combination) as Griswald does in white and red (with feathers because he like to accessorize).

But let me continue. As you are aware, your team has yet to win a SINGLE Stanley Cup, so I warn you: Don't get your hopes up.Your fans will continue to fall in and out of love with you on a whim, and those green slinky, spandex mascots will run out of money for playoff tickets.

Remember: You will never look as good as this either.











Sincerely,

Disappointed